Oscar De La Hoya can’t keep his pants on


Oscar De La Hoya ‘threw a depraved, drug fueled sex party at the Ritz dressed in ladies underwear:

It can be that all the shots to the head the Spanish “mad at a door” took affected his masculinity.

Maybe he needs someone to work him over with a 2×4 to get him squared away.

Bad enough that Oscar Meyer has these quirks but the dummy even poses for the camera. What a hot dog.

After years of watching him fight, no one can deny that he is a talented boxer; but I always thought he was too pretty to be guy.

Oscar better stay dressed in men’s clothing. It is costing him a fortune for these ladies under garments.

In 2008 it cost him $ 20,000,000.00 to keep one of his fair maidens quiet. We have to wait and see what this latest escapade costs him.

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