You say I do – I say I don’t


Hong Kong (CNN) — A Hong Kong judge ordered a wealthy real estate mogul to pay his former wife $154 million in one of the city’s largest divorce settlements.

The divorce award translates to HK $1.2 billion and dwarfs famous settlements in other countries.

In comparison, Paul McCartney was ordered to pay Heather Mills almost $50 million three years ago.

Court documents released Thursday detailed a breakdown of the ruling.

It includes a home in the city worth HK $250 million, a London residence valued at HK $30.5 million and HK $2.5 million to buy two cars.

Samathur Li Kin-kan and his wife, Florence Tsang Chiu-wing, married in 2000 and separated in 2008, according to court documents.

They lived a lifestyle “best described as just below that of a US- dollar billionaire,” court documents said.

The wife told local media she was “delighted” as she left the courtroom smiling.

Can you blame Flo for the big grin on her face when she left the courtroom?

No one can convince that the majority of these arrangements are not orchestrated long before they say “I do”. It is not long after the groom says “I do” the bride say “I don’t”. That is when the pay for poon tang begins.

If I had to take a calculated guess, it usually the one with the short pants that is making these short term arrangements.

Take a look at Lovely Anna. Does she look like a person that would truly be in love with a guy that was older than her great grand-father and had both feet on a banana peel waiting to cash in? She tried to convince herself and the public she loved to old goat (rich old goat).

This may just be a rumor I heard, Anna was a virgin at the time they walked, or should I say, walked and wheeled down the aisle.

Howe was 62 years older than his blushing bride. The blushing bride said “she married him for all of his sexual experiences that she never had”. He had a 62 year jump on her and I bet he didn’t jump her now where near 62 time after the bells quit ringing.

If what I remember is, the “queen of green” kissed the old codger on his cheek while he was slumped over in his Rolls Royce wheel chair and rushed off with her black body guard for her “sugar moon”. From then on the body guard was known as the surrogate zocker.

It really amazes me that some real old people really believe that someone that is 30 – 40 years younger could love them for who they are and not what it is in their account.  I have never seen one of these younger people, men and women alike; marry anyone that was not loaded.

The settlement that Anna Baby received after her young stud husband went to the nursing home in the sky was $475,000,000.00. That is not a bad payday when she probably did even stroke the old dude once or twice.

Unfortunately, money does not buy happiness in all cases.

Wake up you old farts and start excepting who you are and what you are. It makes life a lot easier. In the long run you may have enough to go to Mickey D’s for a quarter pounder with cheese.

Ask her or him to at least leave you the car so you don’t have to drive your wheel chair down the middle of the street when you are going to get your well-fare check after the split up.

Remember what Popeye said “I am who I am”!!!! Listen to that spinach sucking sailor. By the way, you can’t beat Olive oil for good health. Take it from a Dago that knows.

“I am strong to the finish cause I eat my spinich, I am Popeye the salior man” and “I have a young skinney, poor girl friend”

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