Anthony “The Brain Surgeon” Miranda Tried Robbing Ultimate Fighting Champion:

Bond was set at $350,000 Sunday for a convicted felon who chose the wrong victim on Chicago’s Southwest Side this weekend: an ultimate fighter and martial arts expert.

Anthony Miranda approached a parked vehicle near 55th Street and Kenneth Avenue Friday night and asked the driver for a lighter before pointing a handgun at the man and demanding money. After the driver handed over some cash, Miranda reportedly ordered him out of the car. A big mistake.

At some point, Miranda’s attention was diverted and the victim was able to grab control of the gun and the two wrestled.

During the fight, Miranda accidentally discharged his gun, shooting himself in the ankle, Mirabelli said.

The victim was then able to pin down Miranda until police arrived. He told officers he was a martial arts expert and ultimate fighting champion. Miranda was taken to Holy Cross Hospital with a “face full of lacerations,” two black eyes and a gunshot wound.

“Don’t ever mess with the bull cause you will get the horns”.

Maybe a little suggestion to all of you “Rhodes Scholars” that like to rob people instead of working at a real job. Ask the person you are robbing what they do for a living before you draw down on them. May save you an ass whipping. Ask Anthony when he gets out of the hospital then jail.

You don’t want to shoot yourself in the foot.