December 05, 2011

By the CNN Wire Staff

Rosie O’Donnell is engaged to partner Michelle Rounds, a publicist for the comedian and talk show host has confirmed to CNN.

Cindi Berger, media representative for O’Donnell, 49, said the couple have yet to set a date for their wedding.

O’Donnell told People magazine that she and Rounds, 40, an information technology headhunter, began dating after they met at a Starbucks.

I find this very humorous Rosie’s broad’s last name is Rounds and she is a “head hunter”. Wow.

They met over a $ 8.25 steaming cup of Starbucks java.  I wonder if they drank out of the same cup or use aluminum straws?

Where else except the United States can there be such a no talented person like Rosie get some much ink for marrying another women?

I wonder if Michelle has been to the eye doctor in recent years? It has to be one thing or the other; bad eyes or the strong desire to be a kept by another women that has a lot of money and a lot of hair on her chest.

RP (Everyone wants to be known by initials, so from today forward Rosie will be known as RP for Rosie Posie) sure put some big bucks down for her partner’s engagement ring. RP is looking forward to getting her pay back on her back on their honeymoon. Time will tell. We can read all about it in the Enquirer.

I wonder why they call each other partners instead of girls-bin and les-bin? I think I have just coined a new word for the masculine side of a female gay marriage, girls – bin. So now what we have are two ladies, a girls- bin and a les-bin. They get together and make a “girl-bin married couple” that eventually will adopt kids that are name kid-bins.

Because these kid-bins are raised by a girl-bin and a les-bin  they grow up believing that the world is going to hell in a coal-bin. They may be right.

One early reference to a honeymoon is in Deuteronomy “When a man is newlywed, he need not go out on a military expedition, nor shall any public duty be imposed on him. He shall be exempt for one year for the sake of his family, to bring joy to the wife he has married.

There certainly would be a lot of guys that impregnated some young ladies waiting in line to get married if the military draft was active. Maybe we can get O-Bomb-O to bring back the draft some we can get some of the illegitimate kids off the streets.

Originally “honeymoon” simply described the period just after the wedding when things are at their sweetest; it is assumed to wane in a month. The earliest term for this in English was hony moone, which was recorded as early as 1546.
I see that there isn’t too much difference between 1546 and now. The honeymoon was over in one month then reality sets it.

What can a girl-bin and a les-bin do any different on their honeymoon that they haven’t done already? Just like heterosexual couples. Why go on a honeymoon?

Honeymoons were started 100’s of years ago when the young flowering bride was a virgin and there was something to celebrate. Unlike in our modern society where mothers are buying their daughter birth-control pills at 11 years old so they can have sex instead of telling them to abstain. Yeah, Progress.

In today’s world that what used to be a sacred element in a young girls life has probably passed when she was 13 years old. Forget about the honeymoons. Let’s start calling them booty-moons. It sounds a lot better and is more accurate.

Years ago even more then today, it was  a fact of life that there were double standards between men and women, boys and girls. If a young boy/man got laid before he was married he is hero. If a young girl/lady had partook of the “forbidden fruit” she was considered a slut. Sad but true.

I am one that truly believes in equality in gender. If a female or even a girls-bin can do my job with the same efficiency as I can, go to it. They should also receive the same pay  but should not be given my job just to fill a quota. I don’t believe in quotas.

It all ties in. Getting back to having sex before marriage. I am sure that a women has the same sexual desires as the men but the problem always is; when is the last time you saw a man or a boy knocked up?

The gal always comes out as the looser, on the short end of the stick and the guy is the hero. Yes double standards!

By the way, the gal probably never sees the rascal again. That is unless O-Bomb -O activates the draft.

Speaking of draft and O-Bomb-O our Commander in Chief, O-Bomb-O” has never seen one day of military duty. He was probably in Kenya looking for his Birf-certificate when his name was called.  The only involvement O-Bomb-O has with the military is when he is getting on and off the “free rides” he takes on the USA’s tab and he salutes the troops. It is nauseating, hypocritical and should be stopped.

Don’t ever mistake the Commander in Chief for the Commander and Chief. Big big difference.

If there can be anything good said about a homosexual relationship, neither partner, girls-bin or les-bin can get knocked up as “hard” as they try.

I am old fashion. I still believe in same sex marriages and young ladies wait until the bell rings. Just as mankind has evolved in other areas, there is no going back; unfortunately.

RP and Michelle, have a few pints at the reception and remember; don’t drink too much it spoils the booty-moon.

Couple of other girl-bins