Mel Gibson’s Ex Wife Takes Half His Estimated $850 Million in Divorce Settlement:

Man that is some expensive “trim” no matter how you cut it. I figured it cost the Mad Max about $ 38,812.00 per day to shed that wedding band.

I don’t know if I completely agree with the settlement; although his ex-wife Robyn stayed married to that wack job for 30 years and put up with all of his shenanigans so I do agree that she has a good piece of change coming. But $ 38,812.00 a day? How about $ 37,000.00, round numbers just sounds better.

Give credit where it is due. Later on in life Mel straightened his act out somewhat just like a lot of men that are bad boys do and he should be commended for that. Bet he took good care of the family.

I am quit certain that in all of those years Mrs. Mel didn’t have to stand in a soup line and always had a purse full of money so she really didn’t have it that bad.

Here is the funny part of the story. Mel baby put the noose around his own neck while he was spilling his guts to his stand in wife. While he was still married he told his girlfriend in confidence that he want to leave his wife because they had “no spiritual common ground”. Spiritual common ground? Doesn’t spiritual have something to do with religion? Here “the chopper” that is married is talking the lady he is cheating on his wife with about religion. It does not make sense to me. His squeeze that loved him so much was taping the conversation and it was later leaked to Mrs. Mel. Nice broad. I wonder if the fink is getting her palm greased?

My advice to the Australian actors is:

1. Climb into some kangaroo’s pouch for a couple of months until the heat dies down. Keep joey company.

2. Stick to acting and making films. You are no good at cheating.
3. Stay away from women that will take half your money when you piss them off and make sure your new found poon tang does not have a tape recorder where you can’t see it because “Big Sister” is listening.

I never knew Mel was born in New York. The accent does not fit.