The crib came crashing down


Tiger Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren bulldozes $12m Florida mansion to make way for her dream home:

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife has demolished her luxury $12 million Florida mansion to create her dream home.
Elin Nordegren, 32, called in a team to tear down the six bedroom waterfront home in Florida.
The Swedish blonde had snapped up the 9,000 sq. ft. waterfront property in exclusive Palm Beach after striking a reported $100 million divorce deal.

Talk about a pissed off, get back at you broad with little to no regard for money.

Tiger Baby paid dearly for the side-poontang he was getting. First it cost him a good beating with a golf club, that is after he drove his $ 80,000.00 Escalade into a tree try to get away from the “Swinging Sweed”.

Cost him million in attorney’s fees, maybe billions in endorsements, a mental setback when he forgot how to use his putter or maybe that is what got him in trouble in the first place “misuse of putter”.

Talk is that his Bunny Ranch credit card revoked. They didn’t want to give the ranch a bad name by trying to screw losers and now his ex-beater tore down his
$ 12,000,000.00 beach front home for spite.

I hear the reason for this case of drastic destruction, Elin found out that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s maid had a cousin that worked in their house and she got into Tiger’s kitty litter one too often. Just too much to swallow.

Tiger won’t miss any meals on account of the move on his mad ex-matron’s part but he sure is upset that his ex put the axe to him crib.

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