Newest thing in foot wear when traveling on a Italian cruise ship:

Leave it to a enterprising Italian to come up with foot wear that can be used when cruising an Italian liner. The inventor of these lifesaving high heels is Joe-zeppi Scarp-a-mia.

For evening wear the sh-lippers come in black with diamond studs for the women and plain black for the men with the delicate touch.
Inflatable evening gowns and formal suit are also available. It is advisable to make your purchases before the ship sails due to the non-requirement of ship life boat drills to life stations.

Buon viaggio