Go get them Granny


81-year-old Rhode Island woman wins $336.4M Powerball jackpot:

An 81-year-old Rhode Island woman won last month’s $336.4 million Powerball jackpot, sleeping with the winning ticket in her Bible until coming forward to claim the sixth-largest U.S. prize on Tuesday, a family representative said.

I sure hope Louise White is a smart woman. She most probably will be hearing from “old friends” and relatives that she hasn’t seen or heard from in decades.

And then there will be the people that are going to claim they are related and aren’t even black.

“Auntie Louise; I haven’t seen you in years. I am so sorry I haven’t call or stopped over, with the kids in school and all” said the red headed freckled faced woman.

These parasites are like the relatives that never show up or visit a sick person until the will is read. Then they come with a bucket, mops and some plush towels to soak put the fake tears.

I have seen this happen in many families and some close to mine. The only time the leaches show up is when the “lid slams”. Then they put on the act of fainting and having bogus heart attacks morning the dead.

I hope Louise is surrounded by some stand up people that are not going to try and fleece the old lady out of her jackpot money but I doubt it.

I see that she is already lawyer-ed up. He or she may be Louise’s biggest obstacle. She should see if Calhoun the lawyer from the Amos and Andy Show is still alive and hire him. Folks we not as devious back than as they are now.

It is a good thing she had the winning ticket in her bible. We can be fairly certain that a would be crook would not look there if they were going to rob her.

Like Antoinette used to say; “spend it in good health Louise.

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