Woman addicted to drinking urine
Published March 16, 2012
FoxNews.com

I heard of being “pissed off”; I heard of “go piss up a rope” and I heard of “piss on you” but I never heard of anyone that is addicted to drinking their own piss.

She must want to be like all the fancy clebs because she is going by strictly Carrie. You know everybody that thinks they are important wants to be known by one name only or initials; so we will honor the “Piss” lady’s wishes and call her Carrie only. No only is not her last name; we are calling her Carrie merely. Just to make sure everyone understands me; her name is Carrie period. Oh; what the use.

Carrie only, merely, period consumes as much as 80 ounces if the yellow colored stuff daily; that is unless she eats beets and then it has a red tint. I mean to tell you; the smell has to be horrible. Maybe she puts a cloths pin on her nose when she is drinking her calorie-less cocktail.

You never know; in this day and age as wacked out as a lot of the people are in this world Carrier might be bottling her delectable drink and offering it to the public. I bet there will be a few takers (drinkers).

So in closing on a beautiful Friday after noon; I wish Carrie whats her name the best and as they say in Italy, “anno molto buono e un milione in più”.

Bottoms up Carrie, adding a orange slice and a cherry is a nice touch; it may even make it a lot better smelling.