Monthly Archives: March 2012

528,000,000 pounds

Posted on 03/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

U.S. and North Korean officials meet to seal food aid deal: I certainly realize that there are a lot of strategic maneuvers that need to be executed in this world to try and keep the gigantic mess that surrounds us … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign policy | 3 Comments

Angel & Devil

Posted on 03/06/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Florida mom accused of selling sex with daughter, 6, to buy drugs: JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. – Police accused a Florida mom of selling sex with her six-year-old daughter to pay for drugs, the Florida Times-Union reported Tuesday. Indiana mom loses … Continue reading →

Posted in Evil, Hero | 3 Comments

Go get them Granny

Posted on 03/06/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

81-year-old Rhode Island woman wins $336.4M Powerball jackpot: An 81-year-old Rhode Island woman won last month’s $336.4 million Powerball jackpot, sleeping with the winning ticket in her Bible until coming forward to claim the sixth-largest U.S. prize on Tuesday, a … Continue reading →

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Get off my foot

Posted on 03/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

American Airlines: Extra legroom will cost extra: American Airlines has a leg up on their competitors. American Airlines is offering another option to the passenger who is tired of jamming their knees into a fellow flier’s back. The carrier’s new … Continue reading →

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Political pressure

Posted on 03/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

 As Obama pledges to have Israel’s back, Netanyahu says it will be ‘master of its fate’: Someone had a Dutch Uncles or should I say a Jewish Uncles talk with Obama over the weekend. A different day and a different … Continue reading →

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Was your tea cold?

Posted on 03/04/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Time to attack Iran? Obama-Netanyahu summit could make fateful decision: I have always been the type of person that will acknowledge another persons good deeds or qualities even if I don’t like the person or what they stand for. Up … Continue reading →

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I have a crystal ball

Posted on 03/04/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Russians head to polls in presidential elections expected to return Putin to Kremlin: Written 12-5-11 It is always about the money and the power FOX NEWS  MOSCOW – Several thousand people protested Monday night against Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and … Continue reading →

Posted in Foreign policy | 2 Comments

Mouth Rush-More

Posted on 03/04/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Women roar back at Rush’s rhetoric: Limber Lip Limbaugh thinks he has a license to run that big mouth of his anyway he wants to insulting people. He of all people should now that other people are entitled to their … Continue reading →

Posted in Protecting the ladies | 2 Comments

Theft 101

Posted on 03/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Former Texas Southern basketball players accused of stealing jewelry worth more than $500G from coach: HOUSTON – Two ex-Texas Southern basketball players have been accused of stealing $534,000 worth of jewelry from the men’s basketball coach. Jasmine Payne, 22, and … Continue reading →

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Posted on 03/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Tiger Woods: Navy SEAL? It almost happened: In “The Big Miss,” author Hank Haney says Woods considered leaving the golf green for the elite armed forces team at the height of his career because of immense pressure to succeed. Come … Continue reading →

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