Brazilian police arrest 3 on suspicion of murder, cannibalism:

Don’t eat the meat pies in Garanhuns, Brazil even if they look good; you may be eating someone’s neighbor.

51-year-old Jorge Beltrao Negroponte, his wife, Cristina da Silveira, and his mistress, Bruna da Silva were arrested Wednesday and have confessed to the crimes, the police said on local television.

The Misses was somewhat of a celebrity in the community; coincidentally known for the delicious meat pies she made. Christina was not satisfied with supplementing her cooking ingredients with some cat and dog meat; she forgot to mention to her loyal gastronomic fans  that in the pies were some of their missing neighbors and friends. Easy on the salt lady.

The fact that her husband had a mistress didn’t faze Cristina in the least; she told them as long as when the two lovers returned home at night from their banging in the bush they showed up with some fresh meat she was OK with the affair. Now that is true love.

When the terrible trio are convicted and sent up it has been said that Christina, Beltrao and Bruna are going to apply for cooks jobs in the slams.

The close knit family gave a new meaning to “Guess who is coming to dinner”.

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