No air bag necessary


Woman credits breast implants with saving her from car crash:

A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree.

Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx. told Radar Online that she was driving to pick up her husband after a Super Bowl party when she lost control of her car and slammed into a tree.

Between the air bags and her big knockers Sheyla managed to stay out of sick bay.

Sheyla has the “outstanding” distinction of having the biggest implanted hooters in native Brazil.

Although she is an eye catcher, there are several draw backs to being so large. One of them is that she has to lay her breasts on the table when she eat so she can get close enough to the table and forced to put the dishes between them. It is a good thing she has so much flexibility between the massive mounds.

I wish Sheyla good luck in the future but I would advise her not to take up gymnastics, she may knock herself out during one of her back-flips. Or if she insists, she can wear a catcher’s mask for protection.

Watch out for the big oaks; they don’t give too much when you hit the.

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