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Ax-wielding German shot by police after parking feud:

AUGSBURG, southern German city of Augsburg turned deadly when an irate man who threatened his neighbor with an ax was shot dead by police.

Don’t ever mess with a German when it comes to their parking spaces; they take them very seriously.

A dispute over a parking space in the apartment complex resulted in the Polizei blowing away some pissed off  “Sour Krout”.

The confrontation became so serious that one of the Polizei had chest pains and had to be taken to sick bay for a checkup. The doctors that attended to the sick cop found that he had a large piece of  Kabasa stuck in his throat. When his alarm went off when he was eating lunch and tried to swallow his sandwich in one piece.

 

When the Polizei questioned the guy that was under attack he told the cops that; he could not understand what happened, “he didn’t have an axe to grind” with his attacker.

 

 

After the body of  Germany’s answer to the movie “Physco” was removed and taken to the morgue, the guy that was under attack quickly pulled his car into the space so no one else could park there. The space now has a special place in his heart.

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