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Rep. King turns down meeting with Colombia prostitute, citing potential ‘circus’:

Having a CIA agent try to beat her out of her “standard rate” was the best thing that ever happened to Dania. She is now known as the “hottest hooker” on the planet.

Dania is so important that she wants to meet a King. After all, she is so powerful that she brought the CIA to their knees. I think that was supposed to be reversed.

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., in a written statement, said the lawyer for Dania Londono Suarez reached out to his staff to ask for a meeting in his Capitol Hill office. King, noting that the meeting would have invited a media “circus,” said he declined.

I am glad the King had some sense and didn’t have a lot of jesters fill his chambers. There are enough there already.

I don’t blame the Pete for not wanting to meet with the lady of the night; she might know him or some of his friends a little better than he would like to admit. You know the old say “when you sleep with dogs you certainly will get flees”.

Who can blame the Colombian Cutie for try to get more air time? She is looking to further her clientele list and have some security in the future. There is even a rumor going around that her rates are going up because she is so in-famous now.

Dania is writing a book that should be coming out on November 4th 2012; it is called “Get your money up front”. As a special bonus, all of the books she sells are going to be personally autographed by each member of the CIA team that tried to “STIFF her”.