It sounds like something a father from Cleveland, Ohio would do.
This washing wizard put his young son into a washing machine at Walmart, then closed the door and turned it on.
What the hell did he think was going to happen? The kid was going around and around while his mother was freaking out looking at her kid who was taking a good tumbling. Good thing it was on the rinse cycle and was going slow.
The two genius level parents didn’t have sense enough to pull the plug to stop the machine while junior was taking a pounding.
Moms was struggling to get the door open while her 4.0 husband rushes down the aisle to get an attendant to assist him yelling at the top of his lungs, “my kid is on permanent press, we gotta get him out of there”.
The attendant was slightly smarter than the parents and unplugged the machine when he got to the scene.
After trying for several minutes the trio was successful in getting the door open and got the well-scrubbed kid out. Junior stumbled around the store for a few minutes and bumped into a couple of kids he went to school with; while trying to get his sea legs back but finally settled down.
When TV 19 interviewed the little tike they asked him about his horrible experience he said “The last time daddy did that he used Tide, this time he used Arm & Hammer; I think I like the Tide better”.
Then reporter put their mike on the dad and asked him if he felt foolish for what he did. The old man said “to tell you the truth, if the Misses weren’t here I’d put the boy in the dryer for a minute or two to get the excess water off him so he didn’t mess the car seats up on the way home”. “I just got the car yesterday”.
Since the mishap, Walmart has initiated a new store policy at that location. The only time parents are permitted in that store with their kids is if they are accompanied by a police escort and a electrician.
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