Monthly Archives: May 2012

Man up John

Posted on 05/15/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

John Edwards’ daughter expected to testify in his corruption trial: Greensboro, North Carolina (CNN) — While John Edwards’ lawyers have not yet made a decision whether to put the former presidential candidate on the stand in his corruption trial, Edwards’ … Continue reading →

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Is there something we should know??

Posted on 05/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Newsweek Barack Obama: ‘The First Gay President’? First there was Bill Clinton, America’s “first black president.” And now, there’s Barack Obama, dubbed “the first gay president” by Newsweek over the weekend Are they trying to tell us something we don’t … Continue reading →

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Your Majesty

Posted on 05/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Rep. King turns down meeting with Colombia prostitute, citing potential ‘circus’: Having a CIA agent try to beat her out of her “standard rate” was the best thing that ever happened to Dania. She is now known as the … Continue reading →

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Sorry about that 50 years later

Posted on 05/11/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN: Romney apologizes for high school ‘teasing’: “Sorry sir, I didn’t mean to put that sugar in your gas tank. I just want to be one of the boys”. “Forget it son, someday you will be running for president of … Continue reading →

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Joe, it’s my show

Posted on 05/10/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post White House: Biden apologized to Obama for ‘Meet the Press’ comments on same-sex marriage: “Come on Joe, you know I am supposed to lead the way! You made me look bad again. If I do win the next … Continue reading →

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all for the votes

Posted on 05/10/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Obama’s gay-marriage stance brings uncertain political fallout: It is one thing to change your mind about an issue because you have evolved in that direction but to do it strictly for political purposes is a different story. (CNN) — President … Continue reading →

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Gays on military bases

Posted on 05/10/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News House panel votes to ban same-sex marriages on US military bases: WASHINGTON – On the same day that President Barack Obama declared his support for same-sex marriage, the House Armed Services Committee backed measures prohibiting the practice on … Continue reading →

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CIA shines

Posted on 05/09/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Would-be Al Qaeda bomber was CIA informant, officials say: Score one for the good guys. Mostly everyone has a propensity to point the finger when the government or the governments’ people are out of line but it is … Continue reading →

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The need for greed

Posted on 05/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Abbott Laboratories agrees to $1.6 billion settlement over marketing of Depakote: Global pharmaceutical giant Abbott Laboratories has agreed to pay federal and state governments $1.6 billion in criminal and civil fines for illegally promoting unapproved uses of its drug Depakote, … Continue reading →

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No air bag necessary

Posted on 05/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Woman credits breast implants with saving her from car crash: A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx. told Radar Online that she … Continue reading →

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