Washington Post

Hugh Hefner welcomes ex-fiancée back into Playboy mansion with open arms, report says.

Big News.

You have to give it to The Heff; he is all heart, just look at his support group.

Last year, one of the Playgirls Crystal Harris who at one time was engaged to Heff,  dumped the “Accent Playboy” for another man; possibly younger, better looking, more steam in the sack and longer staying power.

After the fair maiden tested the waters for sometime she finally comes to the realization that her bread was best buttered in the older dude’s bedroom.

The story goes; when Crystal knocked on the front door of the mansion, the butler had the day off and Heff answered the door; she “got on her knees” to beg for her reinstatement back into the palace with the King of Queens. He reached down, gently took her by her hand and with a big smile on that 86 year old kisser, without his pipe in his mouth said “that is not necessary, at least right here”.

I always wondered if any of those young ladies know how to cook? Let’s face it; they have to bring something to the table or is it just what they bring to the bedroom!

Rumor has it the Hughy is a major stock holder and most prolific purchaser of the “Blue Pill”.

Keep it going Heff. When you finally cash in it is going to be with a giant smile on your face.