Ever heard of a buto-meter??


USA Today

States weigh motorist taxes for road repair:

States are looking for new ways of taxing motorists as they seek to pay for highway and bridge repair and improvements without relying on the per-gallon gasoline tax widely viewed as all but obsolete.

Before we know it these blood sucking governmental agencies are going to try to figure out how to tax us when we are having sex.

I understand Uncle Sam is going to issue buto-meters to every tax payer in the country so they can strap the meter onto their butts to keep an accurate count of the strokes. It is called a “pay by the stroke meter”.

There will be a new office set up with Monica Lewinsky as it’s manager where the  count will be sent electronically. Monica hired to a few of the CIA guys that got their things in the wringer in Columbia. I understand there are some on un-employment.

If the suit in DC would concentrate on the people that are crawling under the fences to get into the USA instead of trying to beat the honest tax paying citizens they would be able to lower our taxes.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/illegal-immigrants-cost-us-100-billion-year-group/story?id=10699317

A conservative estimate is the government spends more than 100 billion dollars a year on illegals. Yes that is a “B” not an “M”.

Instead of them spending time trying to cut costs and make government work more efficiently our supposed representatives stay up nights trying to put a few more screws in the American people.

I personally think that they should set up a few committees’ to investigate the situation like they always do. Then they can set up another committee to check on what the first committees did; and so on and so on.

The following are a list of most of the taxes we now pay; that is unless they made up a few more overnight. You never know.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines (indirect taxes)
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Expense (tax on the money)
Inventory Tax I
RS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
Road Usage Taxes (truckers)
Sales Taxes
School Tax
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Toll Bridge Taxes Toll
Tunnel Taxes
Trailer Registration
Tax Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers’ Compensation Tax

I looked closely under the “S” but didn’t see any tax for sex; YET.

If any big corporation in the world ran as inefficiently as the governments do there would be 98% unemployment.

At one time in our history there were no taxes paid in the USA. The United States imposed income taxes briefly during the Civil War and the 1890s, and on a permanent basis from 1913. There have been no export taxes, taxes on trade between states, or taxes on charities and religious bodies, and no value added tax.

I truly believe that any good citizen would not object to paying taxes if the taxes were put to good use and used properly.

Again and again I keep repeating; “there is no accountability in government”. They have operated this way for many years and will continue to do so for many more.

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