Burger Pig – double bacon please


 

Fox News

Burger King bets on bacon sundae for summertime:

The salty-sweet dessert clocks in at 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar.

Come on Burger Pig; give these fat people a break and quit hanging that golden pork chop under their nose. You know they can’t control themselves when it comes to bacon and ice cream.

Ever since Burger Pig got knocked into second place in the “world of fat” standings behind Wendy’s they flipped out trying to regain their second spot.

They are trying to put 1/3 of the Americans in an early grave with their new “invention” of The Burger Bacon Sundae. This thing has 25 % of a person daily allowance of calories, not to mention its fat content.  If a person ate one of these a month they will be knocking about 10 years off of their life.

You have to know that the people that eat this thing had a double whopper and large fries for an appetizer. “Hold the mayo, I am trying to watch”.

I wonder if the billionaire Mayor of New York is going to put a ban on the Piggie Sundae?

Maybe if you wash all of that fat down with a 12 oz diet coke you are showing some discipline.

 

For this bad move on the King Piggies part; I am going to have to de-throne the Burger Pig for a day and put him in the galley pealing potatoes

 

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