Fox News

U.S. reveals accusations against Secret Service:

The list of accusations against agency officials, which was released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request, runs 229 pages long and is heavily censored, and it’s unclear whether any of the allegations were confirmed to be true. The complaints date back to 2003.

Holy shit; sorry Assachutess; 229 pages of heavily censored material. These SS dudes must have been some real party animals.

Usually most men are like a soft boiled egg when they are having sex; 3 minutes and they are done. Bing Bang thank you mam.

What the hell could these studs be doing that took 229 pages to document? They all must have bought a train load of “Pro-long” and the blue pill to the party. Those poor hookers!

Now I didn’t mean poor like in not rich; their rates of 450.00 a pop are pretty stiff. I meant poor, like in physically. They must have been exhausted after that 229 pages of ecstasy.

The boys better watch out; I am sure with a report like that the rates are going to get tighter and stiffer next time around.