USA Today

Caesars bets $17 million on the Strip’s biggest buffet:

Some people with low leveled constitutions and the absents of will power are not fat enough. A casino in Vegas is trying to coax them into their new eatery to bulk them up a little more.

Caesars Palace in Vegas is going to unveil their new buffet with 524 tantalizing, scrumptious items on their menu.

This new addition to the mega casino is going to set back owners 17 million dollars so their famished clientele can masticate their way to culinary heaven.

Executive chef Scott Green says 80%-90% of the food will be made at buffet stations in front of the customer.

This gastronomic addition to Caesars is a big roll of the dice for the casino being that the economic slump has taken a big hit on Sin City.

Even the religious establishments have fallen on hard times in the desert town.

Ex-prostitute Annie Lobért, founder of the Church at South Las Vegas Hookers just filed for Chapter 11. It is not certain if the parishioners found it difficult worshiping at a church run by an ex-hooker or if economics had a lot to do with its demise?
Let hope for Caesars sake; I know they need the money; all of the people that quit going to Annie’s The Hookers Church will be going to their new buffet. They have to sell a lot of steak and lobsters to make up that 17 mill.

I hope they don’t crap out.