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Congressional probe launched into allegations of lewd conduct at ICE:

This little indiscretion by Suzanne Barr will give congress something to do for the next thirteen weeks. There will probably be a 1493 page report for the public that no one ever reads.

This all stems from the fact that Suzie was very curious as to how big a fish one of her co-workers caught. You know how people exaggerate about sizes.

After all congress has very little on their plate at this time. They just returned from an exhausting vacation after putting in about 12 – 6 hours days before they left; not in a row. Who wouldn’t need a rest after drudgery like that? One of the top congressmen was overheard saying; “there are no national matters that need to be attended to, so we might as well look into this sex thing”.

One of the biggest problems with investigations of this nature; there is always a lot more people involved than previously suspected. It can get very embarrassing.

If Heidi Fleiss was involved there are going to be big fireworks. I hear she is still saving that black book for a rainy day.