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Emory University discloses it sent false data to rankings groups;
I thought that the only school where it was legal to cheat was “Smarter Than A Fifth Grader”. I guess I was wrong.
This school of higher learning felt the necessity to lie and cheat with reporting their SAT and ACT scores results in order keep the ranking of the school up this way they could attract better students. This is the first thing a person is taught when they enter to kindergarten “not to lie or cheat”.
“I am deeply disappointed,” Jim Wagner school president said in the letter according to MyFoxAtlanta.com. ” Indeed, anyone who cares about Emory’s reputation for excellence in all things must regret this news.”
The deception of Emory University is as bad as telling a person; “if you eat 7 quarter pounders with cheese, 4 large fries and 3 larger sodas every day for a month you can lose weight because there is no fat in the food”; just to get them into the greasy spoon. Make that a diet Pepsi; I am watching.
Mr. Wagner and his staff of cheaters should be given a giant time out and made to stand in the corner for a week.
I wonder if they teach a courses in Charlatanism or duplicity?
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