BUNDLE OF QUICK BLOGS

Appeals panel lifts suspensions of NFL players in bounty scandal:

The Four Horsemen

Money talks and shit walks – it is always about the dollars. Leave the big dogs at home it costs the team a lot of cabbage.

Nebraska school officials accused of covering up sexual abuse:

So what is new in the sexual abuse world today? Nothing!!

Maryland Catholic high school football players accused of hiring prostitutes on team trip:

Start the boys out young. They certainly have a lot of role models. I wonder if the prostitutes were Catholic?

Always pay what the asking price guys; remember what happened to the Not So Secret Service.

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. returns home after treatment at Mayo clinic, aide says:

That sure was a severe bout with depression.

Rosie retires at age 73:

They don’t make them like Rosie anymore.

Today’s kids don’t want to work at 17 let alone 73.

Live it up Rosie!!!

Man dies when doctor takes lunch break:

You didn’t want the doc’s cheese-burger to get cold, did you Harry.

“Nurse pass the scalpel; I have to cut my capicola  sandwich”.

Wine without the alcohol reduces blood pressure:

No buzz no pleasure. There ain’t no use without that juice.

People don’t drink wine to lower their blood pressure; they drink it for the buzz.

Pinocchioites and the politicianites; who are the biggest liar?

If all of the politicians noses were to grown when told a lie, they would need a limo this long to get their over grown appendages in.

This is what happens when there is too much bull-shit in one car, it gets stuck on the hump.

Police: Man shot by District Heights officer was handcuffed, attempting to flee:

The cop was probably too fat to chase the guy.

No texting when walking officer.