Retiring car dealer gives employees $1,000 for every year they’ve worked for him:

ANN ARBOR, Mich. Before Howard Cooper decided to retire and close the doors of his car dealership for good he wanted to show his appreciation to all of his employees for their loyal service and gave them each $ 1,000.00 for each year of service.

Good show Howard! Most other people would have paddle locked the doors on the last day of business and threw their employees under a bus.

With Senate at stake, GOP waits on Akin’s next move, McCaskill goes on offense:

The backlash from another political expert in “all fields” may have some serious consequence attached to his statement.

Senator Akins remarks three weeks ago that “pregnancies rarely result from legitimate rape,” has the senators stuttering.

Why should any citizen that has a medical problem have to go to the doctor; all they have to do is call the congressmen or senator for a diagnosis.

Senator; stick to politics, you have a hard enough time with that and leave the diagnosis to the doctors.

Chicago teachers to strike for first time in 25 years after talks with school district fail:

Mayor Rahm Emanuel condemned the union’s decision to go on strike and said the negotiations could be resolved if the two sides kept talking, “given how close we are.”

Shouldn’t the Windy City’s mayors’ first consideration be the kids’ education instead of praising the teachers for going on strike?

I forgot; kids can’t vote yet. Always a politician first.

Serena Williams rallies past Victoria Azarenka to win fourth U.S. Open:Congratulations to Serena for her stellar performance over the weekend:

If Serrna ever decides to change her preference of sports; she could easily get into arm wrestling. Look at the arms on this lady.

What a great tennis player she is.

Trenton mayor, others arrested in corruption probe:

Mayor Tony Mack, his brother, Ralphiel, and convicted sex offender Joseph Giorgianni, are accused of conspiring to obstruct, delay and affect interstate commerce by extortion.

Throughout the land of Tony Soprano it seems to be the breeding grounds for corruption. His honor Tony Mack felt somewhat slighted with his meager mayors salary so he decided to engage himself in another game to subsidize himself.

That is a great trio. A mayor, his brother and a sex offender. I wonder what they do on their time off?

Nevada man accused of fondling himself aboard Southwest flight:

It seems that Horney Danny Drinan, 63 had his hands in the wrong place and was arrested when his South West flight landed in Denver.

He was taken into custody Saturday night at Denver International Airport on charges of committing lewd, indecent or obscene acts in public aboard an aircraft.

His explanation for his unusual activities was, he trying to get the upper hand on an itch that wouldn’t stop irritating him. Police didn’t buy his weak excuse and slammed the cell door behind the weirdo. Lets see if the judge believes his story.

Pole Dancing Classes for Kids Offered In Canada Because Parents Demanded Them, Studio Owner Says:

It seems that some of our Northern Cousins are sniffing too much of that Canadian Mist lately. Aren’t kids today growing up too fast?

What the heck is the matter with some people? Do they have a loose screw or what?

Anyone that observes pole dancing can immediately tell that there are sexual moves and gyrations translated in the dance.

Kids today are too promiscuous as it is at an early age let alone teaching them pole dancing at 4 years old.

Every time I see a kid that is disrespectful, disorderly or out of control, 99% of the time it is the fault of their parents.

Ladies; give the kids a break and let them grow up gradually.

I know what the problem is; you think it is cute, you don’t want to be called a prude and have the other dimwitted parents talk about you.

Woman kills husband after mistaking him for intruder:

NEW ORLEANS – Authorities say a New Orleans woman shot and killed her husband after mistaking him for an intruder.

Wanna buy some New Orleans swamp land?