Monthly Archives: September 2012

Before and after

Posted on 09/20/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Nicole Kidman goes topless for ‘V’ magazine cover: Before                                     After It is a good thing for the starlet that she had a little repair work done a short while ago or she would have much to show the … Continue reading →

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Poor excuse for a parent

Posted on 09/19/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Dina Lohan flips the bird on ‘Dr. Phil’ season debut: Now; do you have to ask why Lindsay is so screwed up? She just got arrested last night in New York for a hit and run. Naturally she was released … Continue reading →

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Getting on the cash band wagon

Posted on 09/18/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Monica Lewinsky is shopping a book: Memoir? Fantasy? Self-Help Guide? The lady is known for one talent she has and one talent only. That was not meant to be a compliment. Now just like everyone else who has made a … Continue reading →

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In need of a complete overhaul

Posted on 09/17/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

‘Spontaneous’ Meets ‘Preposterous’: Obama’s Libyan Theory under Attack: It is absolutely astounding that the leaders of the United States of (AKA give our entire country away) America haven’t caught the drift that nearly the entire world has used and abused … Continue reading →

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Putrid Paparazzi

Posted on 09/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Paparazzi photos of topless Princess Kate ‘sadden’ royals: The pigs that work for the French Magazine who published the nude photos of Princess Kate should have their cameras shoved up their orifice where the sun doesn’t shine; sideways with the … Continue reading →

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To be or not to be; that is the question

Posted on 09/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Kansas considers removing Obama from ballot: A GOP-controlled board in Kansas is trying to decide whether to remove President Obama from the state ballot over objections about his birth certificate. This may get someone’s attention; it seems like nothing else … Continue reading →

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All over the place

Posted on 09/12/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Obama vows ‘justice’ for killers of U.S. envoy: This tragedy could not have come at a better time for Obama to boost his popularity with the response he gave today. Most people vote by sentiment anyway. Household income drops for … Continue reading →

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Hodge-poge

Posted on 09/11/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Retiring car dealer gives employees $1,000 for every year they’ve worked for him: ANN ARBOR, Mich. Before Howard Cooper decided to retire and close the doors of his car dealership for good he wanted to show his appreciation to all … Continue reading →

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The prosecutor is a genius

Posted on 09/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

  Ex-prosecutor: O.J. Simpson lawyer tampered with glove: No kidding. This guy is genius; what a brilliant deduction. This statement should have been as apparent as Johnny Cochran stating that he and OJ were a couple of black guys. Even … Continue reading →

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FYI

Posted on 09/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

High-lights and low-lights for 9-08-12 Harsh realities for Democrats: Telling it like it is. Sometimes the truth hurts. They had their time in the box to straighten out the country. No it is time to give the other party their … Continue reading →

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