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They even have naughty women and horny men in Kennebunkport, Maine.

Prostitution and dance classes go hand in hand or hip to hip if you will in the small resort town.

7:09AM EDT October 16. 2012 – KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (AP) — Police on Monday released the first round of names of more than 100 men accused of paying for sex with a Zumba instructor who’s charged with turning her dance studio into a brothel in this seaside community.

Unfortunately for the dancers, Alexis Wright kept a detailed log of all of her customers.

The release of the names of 21 men who tip-toed through the tulips and signed up for what allegedly were dance classes ran to the local grocery stores to get paper bags to put over their heads until the smoke cleared.

Rumor has it that the local sporting goods store has had a rush on baseball bats and hockey sticks by the towns women .

The remaining offenders have swamped the airlines and bus stations trying to buy tickets to a safer haven.

Quite a few of the “dancers” are prominent people in the community that had their names published in newspapers and on TV for the entire world to see.

According to my sources, there has been an influx of divorce lawyers that have suddenly taken residence in the small sea side town.

At the last census there were 1238 residence of the town but as the news broke about the infidelities the head count shot up from 1238 residence plus 785 attorneys.

I bet that Arthur Murray would not have any kind words of the “Madame of the Mambo”