What; you didn’t vote???


Woman runs over spouse for Obama re-election:

Holly Solomon is a lady that I can describe as a true patriot that believes in the American system that everyone should vote on election day and backs her beliefs up with positive action. “If you don’t vote, you have no right to bitch about the outcome”; only she has a very different way of demonstrating her true feelings.

Holly was arrested for running over her better half for not voting in the presidential election. At least he was the better half until she ran tire marks up his back and disabled the poor guy.

This pissed off, pregnant patriot from Arizona pinned her husband under their Jeep SUV after she found out he didn’t vote and better yet he didn’t vote for Romney. What enraged the demolition derby queen; she assumed that by her hubby not voting it would hurt the family’s economic future. That is one thing she got right.

Daniel Solomon is in critical condition in the hospital and was unable to comment on the incident because he had pieces of the muffler logged in his mouth.

It is not certain at this point if Daniel and Holly will remain a couple and both enjoy the birth of their new baby? If they do, I hope for Daniel’s sake he never burns Holly’s toast.

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