Monthly Archives: December 2012

Eye on the hog and finger on the trigger

Posted on 12/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

World on edge ahead of N. Korea’s pending satellite launch: Is this teenaged tyrant selling “wolf tickets” or is he serious about trying to prove to the world that North Korea has the capability to be on the world stage … Continue reading →

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Watch what you wise for, you may get it!

Posted on 12/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Ariz. Lottery says winner claims half of $588M: PHOENIX (AP) — The other winner in last week’s record $577.5 million Powerball jackpot has claimed the ticket but has not revealed his or her identity, the Arizona Lottery said Friday. The … Continue reading →

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Work until Friday night – are you nuts?

Posted on 12/06/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

The Senate is taking off for a long weekend: If nothing else these shysters we have in DC are pretty consistent. Every time they have a crisis or an important decision to make they take a long weekend. I have … Continue reading →

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Motherly love??

Posted on 12/06/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Mother found guilty of beating son to death for failing to learn the Koran: Every-day we read the news either on the internet or in the newspaper and every-day we witness a new type of insanity. The 33 … Continue reading →

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Mickey thieves

Posted on 12/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Disney Must Pay $319 Million ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ Verdict: There is no honor among thieves! LOS ANGELES — A federal appeals court on Monday upheld a $319 million verdict over profits from the game show “Who Wants … Continue reading →

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Black gold

Posted on 12/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

  USA Today   Starbucks rolls out limited, $450 gift card: Starbucks is rolling out a limited $450 gift card. I think I am going to run out today and buy about a dozen or so for the people I … Continue reading →

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“I’ll be back”

Posted on 12/04/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

ABC News Arnold Schwarzenegger showed off an unflattering haircut. It does look like single life agrees with the “Terminator”; the guy looks terrible. His hair cut looks like the one my old man gave my brother 65 years ago when … Continue reading →

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You lost what?

Posted on 12/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Report: 6 million pounds of gunpowder improperly stored in Louisiana: We all have hear or said at one time or another “where did I leave my glasses – where are my car keys – did anyone see my credit card … Continue reading →

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Modern day Benedict Arnold

Posted on 12/02/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News WikiLeaks case: Quantico brig workers, unlike psychiatrists, saw Manning as self-harm risk: FORT MEADE, Md. – Several former workers at a Marine Corps brig in Quantico, Va., say that an Army private charged with providing classified information to … Continue reading →

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What did you learn at Harvard Janie? Bondage?

Posted on 12/01/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Harvard to welcome kinky sex club for students: I guess that this is a good example of what “higher education” has evolved to. It is not the fact that Harvard is teaching these half-wit kids about kinky sex … Continue reading →

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