Disgraced golfer Tiger Woods tries to ‘win back ex-wife Elin with a $200 million deal and she says yes!’, claims new report:

This article was sent to me from one of my top notch roving reporters.

Like they say in the hood “that must be some mighty good poon tang” for the Tiger to come up with that kind of “jack”.

The shamed golfer, 37, is desperate trying to win his ex-wife back, according to the magazine and has offered the hefty pre-nup deal.

According to Mail Online one of the more reliable gossip newspapers, Tigers Woods is attempting to win his ex-wife Elin Nordegren back with a $200 million deal. Mail On Line got their information from the # 1 gossip news outlet the National Enquirer. If the Enqiirer says it is true it has to be!!!!

The “ex-missis” Tigeress Woods, won a $110 million divorce settlement from the cheating rascal a couple of years back; that was after she used his head like a pissed off golfer would on an old oak tree that missed a short putt or an Italian would do to a red headed stepchild.

In addition to the $200,000,000.00 bribe she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause.

Now she is said to feel the new deal, worth more than half of Woods’ $600 million, would be enough to keep him from cheating again.

What have I always said “it is always about the soldi”.

I am sure that the Tiger has kept a running tab of what all of that botty and the lap dances have cost him through the years when he was on the circut; this transaction has be up there as one of the most expensive pieces of “Trim” he ever bought.
I just hope for the hackers sake that he stays on the straight and narrow with his soon to be new arrangement or he will find himself sleeping under a bridge in a cardboard box if her crosses this Sweed again.

Maybe it would be advisable for The Tiger to go out and buy himself a good helmet with a face mask like the hockey players use before he is broke.  There is only so much that can be done with plastic surgery. Ask Joan Rivers.