TwinCity.com:

Minnesota lawyer who had affair with client bills her for time spent having sex:

I always knew that most of the ambulance chasers were unscrupulous and don’t have the least level of integrity in their bones but this bird brain really went over the top by boning one of his clients and left the meter running.

A Minnesota lawyer Thomas P. Lowe, 58, of Eagan, Minn. was suspended indefinitely after having an affair with a client who was seeking a divorce; who by the way was an old friend of the family; then had the goolunies to bill her for the time spent having sex.

Tommy Boy may have a shingle hanging on his wall to indicate to the world that he graduated from college and is supposed to be an educated person but “all that glitters is not gold”.

Now; we all know that “tip toeing through the tulips” is taboo by either partner but when it is a friend of the family that makes it that much worse. To rub salt into the wound, this nit-wit attorney at law had the onions to charge his client for the time he was “laying pipe”. I would think that it is safe to surmise that Tommy Boy has a few loose boards in his attic.

I wonder how this intellectual Esquire thought this would all end?

I hope when Mrs. Tommy chooses an attorney to divorce her cavorting attorney it isn’t a friend of the family with hot pants that is going to try and “double dip” her.

I want to to be a little compassionate and give Tommy Boy some slack. At least he had sex with her in his office he didn’t take the grieving client to a motel room and put the room charge on her tab.

This numb skull will get a 2.5 out of 10 for  “The Commander and Chief’s” stupid award of the day.

I guess  Tommy never heard the old Italian saying ” non masticare dove defecare”.

Nick:  I know you will understand that.