The Goomba Gazette Sunday editorial:

Talk about capitalism at its finest; our Russian friends are now selling space rocks that rocked their region a couple of days ago. They caught on very quick.

After taking care of the injured that were mostly children hit with flying glass, a light bulb went off in some of the comrade’s heads and they decided they could make a few Rubles by selling the rocks that rocked the region of Chelyabinsk last Friday.

The Russian authorities are getting inundated with calls from around the world from meteor buying lovers that want to get a visa to the “Land of Borscht”.

According to people that know about such unusual values; they say that a small rock can fetch 100’s of dollars and a large one can bring in over 100,000’s dollars. Converted into Rubles 100,000 = 3,010,620.00. That sure can buy the vodka loving comrades a lot of Vodka.
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