Drop those skives honey


USA Today

Female transgender MMA fighter being investigated:

“Pull down those skives honey and let us take a look”.

faFallon Fox who had her/his plumbing readjusted by undergoing transgender reassignment surgery in 2006 thought he/she would try his/her hand at MMA in the female division now that he/she had boobs. I guess boobs make it legal.

Things got a little suspicious after the wanna be lady pugilist  put together a 5 – 0 record with all the wins in the first round.

One of the officials overheard some guys saying “Hey that broad hits just like a guy” and that raised the panty flag.

On Saturday, Fallon put the lights of her/his opponent out in 39 seconds at a fight in Coral Cables, Fla.

CFA CEO spokesman Jorge De La Nova said. “She’s a female. She’s a very sweet girl. There’s a lot of money on the line for her, and she’s performed very well. We’re going to give her a couple of weeks to see how this thing turns out.” “We stand 120,000 percent behind Fallon,”. 120,000 percent?

What do you think the guy is going to say? I wonder if Jorge ever did his “due diligence”?

Personally I think she/he has a very big advantage against her/his opponents. She may have boobs now but she still has the strength of a man she/he once was or maybe still is.

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