Humpty Dumty sat on a wall


Huffington Post

Kris Humphries Family On Kim Kardashian Marriage: ‘It Was A Sham’:

humptyI wonder what took so long for the light to go on? He may have got bumped in the head too many times making those lay-up shots.

Kris “Humpty Dumpty” Humphries was just another in the long line of salamis that fell into the devious money-making spider web of the female Kardashian clan and in the control of its salacious strategist “Mother Kris”.

kiHis sham marriage lasted a whopping 72 days. I wonder if he ever got his moneys worth for the big rock he bought his blushing bride. He probably slept on the couch for 70 of the 72 nights.

To top it all I always thought that white gowns were supposed to symbolize virginity. They got this one wrong too.  One thing that Kris should have remembered; “all that glitters is not gold”.

 

motherThis big ox wasn’t smart enough to see that the Kardashian gang does not do anything unless they can make a buck. Their entire lives and activities are orchestrated by the “black widow” Kris Jenner. Ask Bruce.

If there is a special place for disgraceful mothers in the hereafter, guess who is going to be at the head of the line.

The thing that stands out most in my mind; just about anybody you talk to idolizes this family. This is just another great indicator of how poorly our society has regressed.

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