Turning Carnival’s ship around

March 15

Another problem cruise: Second Carnival ship in less than a week experiences trouble at sea

Carnival Cruise line is turning into a circus instead of a carnival. It has be be costing Carnival a bundle for towing fees. I wonder if they have AAA?

It wouldn’t be long before Carnival is going to have to drop their anchor for good if they don’t get their 3 ring act together. I can imagine their stock hasn’t shot through the ceiling lately.

Is it just a stroke of bad luck or are the clowns that are running the big top not doing the jobs properly?

A cruise can be one of the most enjoyable experiences on the planet if all goes well but as of lately I wouldn’t go on a cruise with Carnival if it was free.

I wonder if Carnival ever thought of giving discount cruises that never leave the dock. That way if something happens to the ship the customers will be close to land and could disembark instead of waddling through puke for 10 days.

I may send this idea to their suggestion box if they have one. I might get a free cruise out of it.

Better shape up you Scallywags!!