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March Madness Signals More Vasectomies:

I heard about banks giving toasters away for making a minimum deposit, heard about grocery store perks, heard about giveaways at raffles but there is a clinic that specializes in vasectomies that is putting a new spin on giveaways.

March Madness is here and the Urology Associates of Cape Cod knows there are a lot of young studs that have their eyes glued to the TV for this lengthy period.

The clinic being a very enterprising organization is offering some of these lover boys a safe way to glide through their sex lives with out being concerned about making babies. How you ask, by throwing in a little incentive.

As an enticement (there must have some very low classed or hard up clientele), the clinic is throwing a free pizza with two toppings with each procedure. Three toppings or more will require an additional “sir charge”.

The next thing we are going to hear about is “The Clinic for Penis Enlargement”in Alabama will be giving away a gift certificate to One Hung Low’s Chinese restaurant in New York as a bonus to their bonus.

The dollar amount of the certificate will be based on how many inches are added to the patient’s private area.

For every half inch added, the lucky guy will receive  2 fortune cookies and a coupon for 10.00. Extra large extensions will garner a 12 course dinner for 8 people and a years supply of fortune cookies.

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