Huffington Post

Presidential Limo Breaks Down In Israel:

Just like everything else the USA owns; while on a mission of mercy in Israel the presidential limo, commonly called “The Beast” because of its extensive features and defense systems, broke down and had to be towed to the nearest camel repair shop to be fixed. Talk about being embarrassed!!

The camel master looked it over and didn’t even know how to open the hood so passed on the attempted repair. He was going to call in a Palestinian repair guy that has a shop down the street for a second opinion, we know how Jewish people are with second opinions, but they aren’t getting along these days.

I don’t see what the big thing is except a little embarrassment on Obama’s part. When you want to put your best foot forward but you fall on your face, again?  Not to worry the president always has a back-up car just in case one of the two $300,000.00 Caddies has a nervous breakdown.

It was first speculated that the limo driver who just happens to be a distant cousin of Rochester , Jack Benny’s driver, put some  Jewish gas in an American car and it was “too rich” for the fuel system; only fund out later that Rochester IV reportedly fueled the diesel driven engine with gasoline. Pretty simple mistake. They smell so much alike, hello.

It remains to be seen if Rochester IV will be fired for making the prez look bad. If he is related, he will get 6 months off with a pay and then assigned to a very critical post as director of  the USA fuel depot in Alabama. If he is not related the government will find him somewhere to hide. They always do.

The next option Obama was not ready for. He couldn’t get over that hump.