Monthly Archives: March 2013

Spitting in our face

Posted on 03/11/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Hagel meets Karzai after Afghan president accuses US of working with Taliban: This thankless, ungrateful pr—k is accusing the USA of being in bed with the Taliban. According to this backstabber Karzai, the USA is colluding with the Taliban in … Continue reading →

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Teachers pets

Posted on 03/11/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Teachers pets Dozens of WH senior staffers are still making six-figure salaries amid sequester woes: There is no shame in DC. After the all the hype about the sequester and the lack of funds, the White House, meaning the Obama … Continue reading →

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Humpty Dumty sat on a wall

Posted on 03/11/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Kris Humphries Family On Kim Kardashian Marriage: ‘It Was A Sham’: I wonder what took so long for the light to go on? He may have got bumped in the head too many times making those lay-up shots. … Continue reading →

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You don’t have to be good, just lucky

Posted on 03/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

USA Today Arthur Pinajian Art Worth $30 Million Found In Garage And More Arts News: Talk about a ve$y lucrative and fortuitou$ purchase. Two guys named Thomas $chultz and Lawrence Jo$eph were on the hunt for some new digs when … Continue reading →

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The pot calling the kettle black

Posted on 03/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Bill Maher Asks Why Everything Has To Be Political: Here we have a perfect example of “the pot calling the kettle black”! Urban Dictionary: the pot calling the kettle black This is a phrase that states that the … Continue reading →

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Get out the ice picks

Posted on 03/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Elisabeth Hasselbeck Leaving ‘The View’? Us Weekly Reports Co-Host Is Being Ousted: Quoting anonymous sources, “People did not watch the show because of Elisabeth”. If Hasselbeck’s conservatism is a problem with audiences, it would appear to be a … Continue reading →

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There is one smart one among them

Posted on 03/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

ABC News Delta Air Lines CEO Asks TSA Not to Allow Small Knives on Planes: I am happy to see that there is one CEO among them that has half a brain and some common sense. I say they should … Continue reading →

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Just another spoiled punk with a lot of money

Posted on 03/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News Bad boy Chris Brown continues aggressive behavior as he grabs his crotch… following valet and bodyguard row: So this is what you want you kids to aspire to? Wake up parents. Short and sweet guys; cut off the … Continue reading →

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Sleeping on the job”again”

Posted on 03/08/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Undercover agent with mock bomb breaches airport security: report Reuters) – An undercover agent with a fake explosive device in his pants was able to pass through two security checkpoints at the Newark, New Jersey airport, according to a media … Continue reading →

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Wake up ladies I am still talking

Posted on 03/07/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CBS News If there is one thing all of the politicians excel in is running their mouths and blowing hot air. They are professionals at long winded bull-shit sessions  and hearing themselves talk. Extensive bull-shit sessions are politically tagged as … Continue reading →

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