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Chicago woman commissioned grandson to kill grandfather:

The Windy City has been setting itself apart from the rest of the nation lately. The gangsters there are even surpassing Al “Scar Face” Capone when it comes to setting records for the number of killings.

To make matters even worse; Chicago has the distinction of having the first organization in the country named “Murder Incorporate Granny division” headed up by Janet Strickland.

It sounds like Janet Strickland was tied of her 72 year old man and wanted to “off” the old codger and what better way to pull it off than paying her grandson to bump off his own  Granddad.

After the hit that granny made sure she witnessed she took her grandson William (he was named after the granddad) shopping for a new car. Not a bad pay-day for 30 seconds of work. That must be the going rate in Chicago for knocking off your grandfather now a day, a new car.

That’s was not reward enough for the 19 year old killer. While rigamortis was setting in the old man William II rolled granddad over and snatched his wallet. He put the stolen funds to good use and got a few tattoos and some “bitchin” sneakers.

William was going to use the sneakers for his next hit so he could flee the crime scene quicker. The cops spoiled his tentative plans when they arrested him yesterday.

Granny Strickland was going to throw a party to celebrate the demise of her old man but the Chicago fuzz put a damper on her plans as well when they presented her with a new pair of custom made hand cuffs. The color matches her glasses.

Nothing like setting a good example for the younger generation!