Ryan Gosling Plastic Surgery: Man Spends $5,000 To Look Like The Actor:
Nicholas Ryan, an aspiring actor from New Jersey, spent $5,000 and two hours in the operating room to look more like star Ryan Gosling, reports the Daily Mail. Or in this case, still nothing at all like Ryan Gosling.
This “dissatisfied dummy” put down 5 G’s for some scalpel jockey to carve up his face to try and make him look like Ryan Gosling. There is absolutely no resemblance at all, except maybe the 5 o’clock shadow.
He should have saved his bankroll and took a trip on one of those cruise ships that are either catching on fire or having to be towed in from sea. The ends result would have been the same; a few scars and $5,000.00 in the hole.
Nicholas Ryan looks as much like Ryan Gosling as Lassie looks like Marlin Brando
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