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Switzerland to experiment with drive-in ‘sex boxes’:

Leave it to the “Little Old Watch Makers” to come up with a novel idea on providing safe and pleasurable entertainment for their male citizens and protecting their “cash and carry” ladies of the night.

I think the Swiss have a “leg up” so to speak on the good old USA .  Here in the states we have drive in restaurants’, drive in movies and even drive in marriage chapels in some states but we do not have any drive in “booty booths”. Wake up politicians; you are missing the boat.

A fact about the Swiss that is  not widely known,  Switzerland has had legalized prostitution since 1942. Through the years the “ladies of the night” have had their hands full as well as some of their other physical receptacle’s, when some of the overly zealous Johns got out of hand (pardon the pun with words).

In order to circumvent that problem the Swiss government came up with a very unique idea. On Monday the Swiss began a new experiment to try and make prostitution less of a public nuisance and give the “fishermen” (synonym for hookers) a safer environment to sell their wares.

No-one can ever accuse the Swiss of not looking out for its citizens.

Talk about being accommodating ; the publicly funded facilities will be open all night and for the convenience of its customers there will be bathrooms, lockers, small cafe tables and a laundry and shower.

The Cheese Eaters are probably a lot smarter than the law-makers in the USA. They know that there are certain elements like prostitution and smoking marijuana that are not a real danger to anyone and are not going away anytime soon; so why not legalize them.

As I see it there are several advantages to legalizing both of these taboo elements in our country. Legalizing prostitution would dramatically control the diseases associated with the profession because of the mandatory checkups the gals have to get on a regular basis. Secondly, the revenue that can be generated from the (lets call it a sin tax) taxes on both “side lines” would be a substantial amount. The government would just blow the proceeds on something foolish.

I don’t know if Carrie Nations great granddaughter would be happy living among the Swiss. The axe wielding, bible thumping old broad didn’t have much of a sense of humor.

If any of  The Goomba Gazette’s followers are planning a trip to The Land of Swiss Cheese check your local paper and the Swiss News on line for any coupons or special offer that may be circulating. I do believe that taxis are permitted in the drive through.