CBS News

I would expect CBS news to carry this kind of story.

Men with smaller testicles may be more nurturing dads:

When I read this I really could not think of a more worthwhile study to undertake.

This new study shows that men with smaller testicles tend to be more nurturing fathers, more willing to change a diaper than their counterparts toting larger testes.

The National Academy of Sciences spend a good piece of change on this study to come to the earth shatter conclusion the “men with smaller balls are better fathers”.

One reason I can think of is; when the “little lady of the house” pokes her “hubby” in the ribs in the middle of the night to get up and go change juniors diapers; because this hubby has a small set of balls, he crawls out of bed like a whipped puppy and does his wifeee should be doing.

Secondly; if the family is eating dinner in a restaurant and junior gets out of hand; the “hubby” with the small set of goolunies will get up, leave his food and let his princess of a wifeee finish her dinner consisting of 2 large anchovies pizzas and a diet Pepsi.

If the hubby is watching his favorite sports show on TV and the little wifeee tells him to go give the kids a bath before bedtime, the guy with the smaller set will jump right up and go scrub the kids little butt while wifee changes the channel to some fake reality show and downs a giant bowl of popcorn.

That is my take on the guy with the smaller set of oysters!!

I am sure I am gonna catch hell for this one. I ALWAYS get the last word in with my bride; “yes honey I will be right there”!