Tis the season to be jolly.

Tis the season to be jolly.

Headline on Huffington Post website:

BLACK FRIDAY BEGINS – EARLY!… 2 Arrested In Walmart Parking Lot Stabbing… Fights Reportedly Break Out… Las Vegas Shopper Shot On Way Home… New Jersey Man Pepper Sprayed… PHOTO: Madness At Macy’s… Staff Holding Back Shoppers… $300 Purses In Shambles… 2 Hurt After Shoplifting Call… Kmart Workers Strong-Armed… The Dark Truth About Amazon Warehouses…

So much for love thy neighbor. The new slogan on Black Friday should be, “Stomp that bitch so I can beat her to the last one on the shelf”. If that doesn’t work you stab her in the parking lot.

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