Never lay pipe in fishing boat


A Woman held a “Cheating Husband” Yard Sale:

Payback can be a bitch, especially when the wife with damaged pride  and hurt feelings holds a “Cheating with a Floozie” sale while her old man is off tip toeing through the tulips with his schaffi broad.

According to the Daily Mail, a woman in Vancouver, BC got even with her cheating hubby while he was away with his squeeze. The pissed off lady advertised a “Cheating, Lying Yard Sale” on Craigslist while he was away.

The proceeds from the “get even” sale of all of his possessions, like his favorite leather sofa, recliners, his favorite fishing boat that he used many times to lay some pipe with his lady lover and the house went toward the cost of their divorce.

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Like the old Chinese saying goes “Never lay pipe in fishing boat, you might get your ass hooked into a marital jam”!

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