Monthly Archives: December 2013

A great human being

Posted on 12/07/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Nelson Mandela was “GREAT” man. His contributions and the examples he set for mankind are immeasurable on all sides of the racial isles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Mandela A person like Mandela comes around once in a lifetime that truly believes in a cause … Continue reading →

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They may be finally wising up

Posted on 12/07/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

NYC train crash prompts feds to order extra operators for Metro-North: I am happy to see that the federal government is reading The Goomba Gazette. Keep it up fellas you may learn something. I called them co-engineers, the government is … Continue reading →

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Anti-American

Posted on 12/06/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Team USA gets foreign-made uniforms: Is it incredible or not that the USA snowboarding uniforms for the Olympics are being made in a foreign country??? The fiber for the competitive fleece was woven in Italy, the waterproof pants were developed … Continue reading →

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One step forward and two steps back

Posted on 12/06/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Double headlines: Like the old Japanese dance went where the partners took 1 step forward and 2 steps back; as goes the USA’s government. A: US adds 203,000 jobs in Nov., unemployment falls to 7 percent; supposedly good news. B: … Continue reading →

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Never lay pipe in fishing boat

Posted on 12/05/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

A Woman held a “Cheating Husband” Yard Sale: Payback can be a bitch, especially when the wife with damaged pride  and hurt feelings holds a “Cheating with a Floozie” sale while her old man is off tip toeing through the … Continue reading →

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Ornethal needs a crying towel

Posted on 12/05/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

O.J. Simpson Will Appeal Case To Nevada Supreme Court In Robbery Case Let’s wait and see if OJ – AKA “The Juice” has the juice to get paroled. As it stands right now, The Juice is not eligible for parole … Continue reading →

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Zack has a lot of balls

Posted on 12/05/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Talk about a lot of balls: Baseball fan 35 year old Zack Hample claims to have caught more than 5,300 home run and foul balls in his life.

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Russian Medicare invasion

Posted on 12/05/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Russian Diplomats Scammed Medicaid for $1.5 Million, Indictment Claims: Medicare has been invaded by the Ruskies. 48 Russian diplomats and their spouses have fraudulently been using Medicaid to cover the costs of pregnancy and child birth over the last decade, … Continue reading →

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Show Bashir the door

Posted on 12/05/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Martin Bashir is out at MSNBC over Palin slur, records show the “Bashir the Basher”  was previously suspended for some other off the wall remarks he made a few years ago. In 2008 while working for ABC he was addressing … Continue reading →

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Fluorescent Light Bulb Fighting Japanese style

Posted on 12/04/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Leave it to the Japanese to come up with the most outrageous, extreme entertainment/games, or at least that is what they call it. They have developed some crazy  games along the way  called Human Tails, Sweaty Robots, and Robot Restaurant … Continue reading →

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