Jeff Bezos Rescued By Ecuadorian Navy:

Amazon’s multi-zillionare owner Jeff Bezos went on a cruise to the Galapagos Islands where he got nailed with a kidney stone attack.

He was in such bad shape that the Ecuadorian Navy was dispatched with a helicopter to convey the ailing ” Princely Purveyor of Products” to a neighboring hospital.

If Jeff had any inclination that this attack was coming on he could have brought one of his “Drone Delivery Machines” on the cruise and had his own transportation on hand.

I wonder if the Navy guys  that rescued him will get a discount on Amazon when the shop there?

I will call Jeff tomorrow  and make that suggestion for sake of goodwill.  I don’t want to bother him at this hour.