Baby its cold outside


Cold weather chases escaped inmate back to prison:

This guy is both a bad crook for getting caught and being sent up and stupid for not checking the weather forecast before he made his “Alcatraz move” from a prison in Kentucky.

Robert Vick picked the coldest night in a century, -20 degrees to escape from a Kentucky prison.

Vick, 42, escaped from a minimum security facility in Lexington on Sunday where he was serving a six-year sentence for burglary and a five-year sentence for criminal possession of a forged instrument.

97                                             Check out the frost bite on his face.


Not having a backup plan or someone to hide him, Vick had to crawl back on his hands and knees to the prison and tried to “break in” after he broke out.

The guards really busted the frozen convicts balls  while he was kneeling at the main gate of the prison begging to get back in and they told him the prison was full and they could not take him back.

After what seemed  like an hour to  Vick with him freezing, pleading and crying, the laughing guards finally opened up the gates and let “The Bird-man from Alcatraz” back into the slams.

Vick decided to make a very big turnaround in his life after his unsuccessful escape  and has decided to study meteorology while incarcerated. He figured he never can tell when it would come in handy again.

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