Schwarzenegger is going to have to miss a few meals when Maria gets done gouging him.

The “Terminator” is really getting his tomatoes smashed in his divorce settlement by a Kennedy; like she really needs the money.

It is estimated that R-Nold is worth a measly 400 million dollars and California law states that the property is split right down the middle when two people say “I don’t”.

Along with her own bank roll Marie Shiver is going to have a few more shackles in her account than the Austrian muscleman.

This little clandestine adventure  is going to wind up  being a very expensive “piece of trim” for Arnie. Even Heidi Fleiss’s rates are cheaper or Arnie would have been better off to take a ride to the Bunny Ranch to take care of his anxieties, they have a bigger and better selection.  I guess he couldn’t wait.

Poon tang has been the source of many of Arnie’s problems in the past. He should have listened to the wisdom of an old Chinese Prophet Confucius when he said “man who screws maid in pantry gets ass in jam”.

I don’t want to throw stones at Arnie but if he was going to “tip toe through the tulips” I would have figured could do a little better.

There is another old Chinese proverb that says; “a mans sti– di– has no conscious”.  I forget which China-man said that.

Some very wise Italian prophet Bacha Galoop once said “the best loving is at home”.

If more horny people, men and women alike would heed Bacha Galoop’s advice there would be a lot shorter line in the divorce courts.

His new squeeze is a 38 year old lady name Heather Mulligan who is a physical therapist; her skills are something Arnie could use on a daily basis.

If he is foolish enough to say “I do” again, he better CHA with a good prenuptial agreement. One more big hit like this will put certainly deflate his bank book and those big biceps of his.