Dennis Rodman checks into alcohol rehab after N. Korea trip:

I am shocked – stunned – astonished – amazed – dumbfounded – flabbergasted – bowled over; noooooo it can’t be, Dennis “The Menace” Rodman wasted, I wouldn’t have guessed that in a North Korean year. I am sure even one of those TSA guys could pick up on that.

It still hasn’t been made clear who gives Ambassador Rodman “the ticking bomb” permission to go to North Korea.

After all, it would be only logical for a foreigner to think that he is representing the USA when he is playing house with the spoiled brat. Someone on top has to be giving him the nod to go to Korea.

It may just be a rumor I heard. There is talk going around; if Kim Jong “the brat” Un and his wife have a kid they are going to name the little tike Rodman and Dennis is going to be the kids god-father.

There also is some conversation circulating in North Korea that Uno has a daughter he fathered out of wedlock. None of the family talks about it because we know how kindly Uno takes to loose lipped relatives.

Maybe after Denny gets out of sick bay, the person or persons that gives him the green light to travel at without restrictions will award him the Ambassador of the year metal; he can hang it on his lower lip next to his other trinkets.

I bet that metal detector at the airports plays hell when the big guy walks through.