Smile you are on KGB camera


Russia Says It Knows Journalists Are Over hyping Sochi Hotel Problems Because It’s Spying On Them:

It appears the Putin regime is either very horney or super suspicious. It has been reported that the X KGB guy has had cameras installed in all of the hotel rooms at the Olympics.

That is in conjunction with undersized rooms that are filthy,  killing all the stray dogs, not being able to use toilet paper and drinking yellow water.

There has been an official memo put out to all the guests of the country; pretend that the yellow in the water is cool-aid; just hold your nose while you are drinking it.

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I can understand Vladamir’s (his close friends can call him Val)  concern about the threat of terrorism but I would think that there would be a better way of surveilling people than putting video cameras in their rooms. How about checking their bags as they enter or exit the hotels for any suspicious items. Don’t forget their tooth paste.

I hope none of the married “play-boys or play-girls” brought any non-legal companions on the trip with them; it will all be on film.

Keep your back to the cameras when you are showering guys and gals if you don’t want the world to see exactly what you are made of.

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